LOL Things to do at wal-mart

Posted in humor on August 21st, 2007 by extremejustin

By Extreme Justin at http://extremejustin.com/

Things to Do @ WallMart lol…
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
” ‘Code 3′ in housewares”…. and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

6. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. **

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
“Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” **

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti – depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!” **

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
“NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!” **

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here! **

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting “go, pikachu, go!” **

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Or are planning to do any of these things

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART =]